Pippa Goes to Mount Rushmore

by Caden McVay

What are those creepy faces? But, finally we have stopped! So, these are George and the Boys. Probably humans. Why couldn’t they be more like dogs, sniffing butts, marking territory, and doing tricks. I bet I can be famous. Don’t be to sure that only people can only be President. One day I will write the Declaration of Pippa, new law that dogs can be more like people, and my face will be on Pippa Rushmore! I am going to make my own Facebook page and tell everyone about me. Hello, my name is Pippa and I am going to be President. And yes, I am a dog.